Ask Uncle Matt, part 2

[nemorathwald]

It's time once again for "Ask Uncle Matt," the part of the blog in which I delight and confuse you.

Dear Uncle Matt,
This weekend I will be attending a science fiction and fantasy literature convention in Troy, Michigan called ConFusion.
While I am there, where can I feed my need for erotic rice crispie treats?
-Crispy Creme

Dear Crispy,
you can find erotic rice crispie treats at ConverStation, the room party of ConVersation.
-Uncle Matt

Comments

[zillafan.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm erotic rice crispie treats.... now why do I suddenly have a craving for massively monstrous booberry treats! :-)

[paranthropus.livejournal.com]

Erotic?

"Hey Snap, what's up?"
"Not much, Crackle. Been looking for Pop."
"He's right over th... hey, what's he doing with those marshmallows?"

[renniekins.livejournal.com]

Sounds delightful! I must check this out this weekend....

[flutterby68.livejournal.com]

But I don't like boobies. *sigh*