OMG TSA WTF

Next week I'm driving out to Silicon Valley, and flying back the week after that. I guess I'll get to experience the pornoscanner and "gate rape"! I would really like to wear the above logo as a t-shirt during that experience. In that spirit, I direct your attention to these parody lyrics to the tune of "Come Fly With Me". Sample:

Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I'll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes