Knitted Eyestalk Hat

There is an item in this Etsy Store which cannot pass without comment. It seems to me that if I don't know anyone who wants a knitted eyestalk hat, it would have to be due to some kind of disturbance in the force. You might wish to act while you still can.

Crafts Meme

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year.
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a story. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost. We can all make stuff!!