Firefox Day

Who among you is not using the Mozilla Firefox web browser yet? And who among those who are not using it would be willing to be my "Firefox Friend"? It does not mean you have to switch to Firefox. It means I'll let you know why I think you should. Then, if you download Firefox before September 15, our names will be added to Firefox 2.

Checkout the Firefox Day website.

Ask Uncle Matt, #3

It's time once again for the twice-annual "Ask Uncle Matt," the part of the blog in which I delight and confuse you. Past installments are found here and here for your amusement. Send anonymous questions of a humorous or non-humorous nature to matt.mattarn@gmail.com. I suffer from an advanced case of MAS, Male Answer Syndrome. No question is so difficult that I can't make something up.

Ask Uncle Matt, Summer 2006

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Dear Uncle Matt,
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Please do NOT ask Mr. Owl, as he cheats!!
- Pop Tootsie
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Dear Uncle Matt,
I've noticed more and more people involved in polyamorous relationships lately. Whatever happened to good old fashioned fidelity?? Is keeping one's pants fastened around people other than one's spouse no longe fashionable?
- God Wears Prada
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Dear Uncle Matt:
I am in search of the PERFECT cup of coffee. Where can I find it?
- Roast Grind
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Dear Uncle Matt,
So, explain this to me: why lobsters?
-Puzzled
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Dear Uncle Matt,
I laughed when I read about your college and how they have a rule against optical intercourse and making eye babies. Were you ever tempted to watch a movie of people having optical intercourse. And what is the best optical intercourse you've ever had.
- Cornea Porn
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