Satellite Images Proof of Godzilla in Macomb County

While looking at satellite imagery on Google Maps, I discovered something so big that you don't even notice it at the ground level. Go to maps.google.com, click on southeast Michigan in the map of America, and zoom in on Macomb County. There is a "zoom" control that looks like a ladder on the upper left, under the video game directional pad. You can drag the map to scroll it. OK, now go to I696, viewing right between Hoover and Schoenherr. Magnification should be the second rung from the top of the zoom ladder. The quickest way is to enter in the directions "Hoover Road, Warren, MI" to "Schoenherr Road, Warren, MI", taking care not to mis-spell Schoenherr. In the upper right of the screen you see Map - Satellite New! Click Satellite.

Tell me, what the heck is that path of desolation? I ASK YOU.

Incriminating evidence that some shadowy corporation headquartered a mile south of 696 between Hoover and Schoenner created a Godzilla-like creature and unleashed it on a horrified populace. You can follow it on satellite imagery all the way up to 28 Mile... and then the satellite photos end. The tracks disappear into the foresty deep.

Free Cameron, I Guess

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