Christmas Text Adventure Battle

meme gakked from dedguy:
matt_arnold used Complete Enya Collection on Chri$tma$. Dodged! 1 damage.
Chri$tma$ attacked with Insane Traffic! Hit! 5 damage.
matt_arnold used Settlers of Catan 5-6 Player Expansion on Chri$tma$. Hit! 20 damage.
Chri$tma$ attacked with Cantata! Dodged! 0 damage!
matt_arnold used wireless router on Chri$tma$. Parried! 10 damage.
Chri$tma$ attacked with Sermon! Hit! 10 damage.
Ate food: health restored to full!
matt_arnold used laptop WiFi card on Christmas. Hit! 35 damage.
You have defeated Chri$tma$.
Gained 50 experience!
Obtained Anime anthology Memories on DVD!
Obtained Pikmin 2!
Obtained Galaxy Quest!
Obtained Schild's Ladder by Greg Egan!
Obtained Cities & Knights of Catan!
Obtained renaissance leather mask!
Received 20GP!