I was looking for a mask for protection from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall. According to Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, this creature is so stupid that it thinks if you can't see it, it can't see you.
"Wait a moment," I hear you cry. "That makes no sense at all. You can still see it through the mask." No I can't, because I can't wear my glasses while wearing the mask. In that case it doubles as armor for my nose when I bump it on things.
The truth is that I bought it because it looks nice and I fancy it.
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Date: 2004-08-16 07:42 am (UTC)"Wait a moment," I hear you cry. "That makes no sense at all. You can still see it through the mask." No I can't, because I can't wear my glasses while wearing the mask. In that case it doubles as armor for my nose when I bump it on things.
The truth is that I bought it because it looks nice and I fancy it.