The last time I told this story, someone suggested someone else to talk to "if I want to restore my religion." In case anyone is having selective listening, let me re-state the following: I do not miss it, I do not need it, I do not want it, I actively wish to avoid it, and I ought to shoot myself in the head rather than go to a priest or rabbi to help me TURN TO THE DARK SIDE. Jeez-o-peets, people.