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nemorathwald) wrote2006-09-13 02:14 pm
nemorathwald) wrote2006-09-13 02:14 pm
Craziest Jack Chick Tract Ever: "Don't Do Witchcraft, Do Your Homework!"
Jack Chick's tinfoil-hat evangelical ministry gets progressively farther away from the reality-based community with each new comic-book tract they publish, such as this year's "Here, Kitty Kitty".
I love how when a child confesses to a schoolteacher they intend to cast a spell on her, somehow the teacher never thinks to correct her student's belief that magic works. Instead she launches a hamfisted segue into a lengthy rabbit-trail about the plan of salvation, as if she had never had an opportunity to do so before someone confessed to an alternate superstition.
The contrite, apologetic little knife-weilding Satanist children are another bit of unintentional humor.
I love how when a child confesses to a schoolteacher they intend to cast a spell on her, somehow the teacher never thinks to correct her student's belief that magic works. Instead she launches a hamfisted segue into a lengthy rabbit-trail about the plan of salvation, as if she had never had an opportunity to do so before someone confessed to an alternate superstition.
The contrite, apologetic little knife-weilding Satanist children are another bit of unintentional humor.
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